Sarcastic Email?
I can’t decide if this is sarcastic or not. Hmmmmm………. what do you think?
Haha, you are really funny, do you know that? Because, like, you’re making fun of vegetarians by saying that the vegetables have feelings and stuff. Because that’s exactly the same as killing animals, because vegetables can feel pain just like animals can! Continue doing what you guys are doing, because you are really making the world a better place!
Random emails from people are always entertaining. Keep up the good work all you veggie haters! The VRMM will persist and overcome your heathenistic, murderous ways!!
A sad, cruel vegan joke
This joke was emailed to the VRMM anonymously by a vegan:
What is the difference between mashed potatoes and funeral potatoes?
Nothing! The potatoes in either case are still dead!!
Veggie-killing squirrel gets his just desserts
Heroes of the Cause
Three cheers for the heroes who made this wonderful video!!
Not a Good Example of How to be a Carnivore
Both the lions and the crocodiles fail to protect our fruit and vegetable friends by exterminating and consuming a buffalo as shown in this video. It’s an embarrassing moment for all of us who fight for the cause.
MySpace Badges
Help us spread the word about vegetable rights by adding a badge to your MySpace page. You could also post this on your blog. (Don’t have a blog? Get a free one from Blogger or Wordpress)
Copy this code:
<a href=’http://www.vegetablecruelty.com/’ title=’Stop Vegetable Genocide!’><img
src=’http://www.vegetablecruelty.com/img/badges/veg-genocide.gif’ /></a>
Copy this code:
<a href=’http://www.vegetablecruelty.com/’ title=’I Heart Veggies’><img
src=’http://www.vegetablecruelty.com/img/badges/i-heart-veggies.jpg’ /></a>
Please feel free to create new badges, icons, etc to share with the vegetable rights community. Send in your stuff and if we like it we’ll make it available for use here on VegetableCruelty.com.
Get Ready For Summer & Support Vegetable Rights!
Get your veggie-friendly gear and show your support for the protection and liberation of fruits and vegetables of all kinds. Our cause is gaining steam and we are seeing a multitude of former vegetable haters (i.e. vegetarians and vegans) converting to the true cause of protecting innocent vegetation.
Organic Foods Are Evil
To those of you who think organic produce is more pure, more wholesome than mass-produced produce, I say shame on you. IT IS STILL PRODUCE!!!
How can you fail to realize that it matters not whether the poor vegetable has been genetically altered or hormonally envigorated - what matters is whether the poor thing has been sliced up by a cruel harvesting device of some sort or ripped from it’s life-sustaining roots by some other evil machine.
If you must consume a plant or plant part, please do not support harvesting! Instead, pick up a piece of fallen fruit beneath a majestic apple tree and consume it for your renewed energy ONLY AFTER first paying homage to the mother tree with a moment of silence (no less than ten minutes) and then an oath of pure intention to the child fruit itself.
OATH OF PURE INTENTION
O ___________ (insert fruit name like “apple”),
Before I consume your peaceful, resting, rotting flesh,
Please accept my humble vow to forever watch over
Your magnificent mother tree and all her celestial
Child fruit.I am dedicated - heart, soul, and mind - to the eternal
Cause of righteousness that is the protection of all
Fruits and Vegetables from the evil killers - your hunters -
Herbivores and omnivores. Our mutual friends, the
Carnivores, we also honor at this time for their tireless
Effort in the cause of your protection. May I always
Stay true to the cause!
High Profile Supporter
Ted Waitt is a proud supporter of the meatatarian cause. Keep up the good work everyone and continue to fight for the rights of innocent fruits and vegetables everywhere!
Build Decks From Non-Tree Material
Wood should not be thought of as a product for use or consumption by humans. It is the flesh of fallen friends who were once trees.
Would you like your mother or grandmother made into something for some human to use or wear around? Didn’t think so. Neither do our tree friends want their family members dismembered and misused.
However, everyone wants a deck on their house these days so if you really must build one why not use non-tree material? There is plenty of rock, metal, and other mineral-based materials available on this beautiful earth that would be wonderful for creating a nice deck.
Once you choose your mineral-based material, you can then use a nifty software package like this composite deck design software to plot the layout and create the most appealing environment for all your plant friends residing in your yard.
After all, it is your responsibility to be a mature, loving, caring plant owner.
